tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post4839424576668191240..comments2023-10-24T14:51:45.756+02:00Comments on Bloggertropolis: Still Think I’m A Sex God?Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-12911571729738148352010-03-10T10:02:15.167+01:002010-03-10T10:02:15.167+01:00Femminismo: thank you, dahling, glad to be orf ser...Femminismo: thank you, dahling, glad to be orf service don'tcha know!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-53522018698751446582010-03-10T05:57:08.462+01:002010-03-10T05:57:08.462+01:00As if, indeed, your body could brew anything as un...As if, indeed, your body could brew anything as unpleasant as a fungus! Oh, dear man, you are humorous. Enjoyed reading this quite a bit. Good show!femminismohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05259380168965137800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-20717616348189774432010-03-08T10:34:42.192+01:002010-03-08T10:34:42.192+01:00Laura: beauty is most definitely in the sight of t...Laura: beauty is most definitely in the sight of the beholder when the beholder is astigmatic...!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-71643964937740669992010-03-07T20:26:58.155+01:002010-03-07T20:26:58.155+01:00I have horribly blistered lips every winter and ha...I have horribly blistered lips every winter and have tried everything to prevent them but nothing works. Luckily I manage to hide how bad they are with a bit of lippy most of the time.<br /><br />In fact my short-sighted lover is often telling me how kissable my lips are, bless his cotton socks.<br /><br />I think that is the answer with such issues - a nice short-sighted worshipper!The Poet Laura-eatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07779308486569849157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-66929261706247766722010-03-05T08:04:59.802+01:002010-03-05T08:04:59.802+01:00Selina: damn! Sussed out again!Selina: damn! Sussed out again!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-67141082619421135562010-03-04T19:40:39.263+01:002010-03-04T19:40:39.263+01:00Oh apologies! I thought I had visited the blog of ...Oh apologies! I thought I had visited the blog of Steve,the sex god. There's clearly been some mistake as he is perfect in every way and would no way have a deformed toenail (excuse me while I heave....again!). <br />I'm out of here, you freak !Selina Kingstonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01515746813047397411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-30499748035519429942010-03-04T14:37:25.573+01:002010-03-04T14:37:25.573+01:00The Crow: do you think it's worth sending them...The Crow: do you think it's worth sending them a polaroid or three? ;-)Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-18699287222659671612010-03-04T14:13:06.537+01:002010-03-04T14:13:06.537+01:00Is this your cover letter for your novel?
I'd...Is this your cover letter for your novel?<br /><br />I'd drop the part about the toenail, but otherwise it seems okay to send.<br /><br />Good luck!<br /><br />:DThe Crowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04846997590157958766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-21918032331459081592010-03-04T14:06:29.488+01:002010-03-04T14:06:29.488+01:00Lunarossa: I moisturize daily and it merely keep t...Lunarossa: I moisturize daily and it merely keep things at a bearable level rather than curing it. Hopefully when the warmer weather comes in it'll clear up. Can't do much about my toe though... except possibly amputation...?<br /><br />Gina: but I was going to publish some close-up photos for my next post...! Damn. I shall have to think of something else now. Maybe a full-colour, macro-close-up exposé of my feet isn't such a good idea after all? ;-)Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-67196940291840500092010-03-04T11:39:28.965+01:002010-03-04T11:39:28.965+01:00I'm not squeamish about many things but manky ...I'm not squeamish about many things but manky toenails is definitely one of them. I feel quite ill.<br /><br />Feet are pretty dire after about age 5 whatever state they are in, but well, I feel a little ill.<br /><br />Heel balm eh? I might give that a try as my hands are really dry this winter.Ginanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-47915728733712615322010-03-04T10:12:42.739+01:002010-03-04T10:12:42.739+01:00Just 3 words: moisturiser, moisturiser and moistur...Just 3 words: moisturiser, moisturiser and moisturiser, and maybe a dishwasher as well? For the toes instead, yuk, I don't even want to think about it! Ciao. A.lunarossahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15231055955991137579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-13319070722964998732010-03-04T08:11:20.322+01:002010-03-04T08:11:20.322+01:00TheUndertaker: sadly I think it will take some kin...TheUndertaker: sadly I think it will take some kind of industrial cutting tool to part me from the fiendish toenail... until such time occurs I shall keep it under wraps so you can all keep your dreams of my ultimate perfection alive...! ;-)Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-90684911789600245772010-03-04T07:31:45.149+01:002010-03-04T07:31:45.149+01:00Well Steve, you greek god (or geek god, one of the...Well Steve, you greek god (or geek god, one of the two) it is possible that this was a tad too much information for our tender ears and eyes. We need you firmly back up on that pedestal, pronto. Perhaps since you are so good at loosing things, you could perhaps loose that mention of the toenail? No?TheUndertakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12316547511892258854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-7934851228888588022010-03-03T23:12:09.579+01:002010-03-03T23:12:09.579+01:00Clippy Mat: are you hearing yourself correctly? Ar...Clippy Mat: are you hearing yourself correctly? Are you sure it's not DUD? ;-)<br />But seriosuly thanks for the link. My fingers appreciate all your efforts on their behalf!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-11865588238356384702010-03-03T22:47:10.839+01:002010-03-03T22:47:10.839+01:00http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC_iKN7CXBI
this ni...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC_iKN7CXBI<br />this nice doctor wants to help you out.<br />the things i do for you.<br />;-)Clippy Mathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15922234265229327474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-67169476715982838302010-03-03T22:41:57.232+01:002010-03-03T22:41:57.232+01:00when I think of you with that toenail, chapped han...when I think of you with that toenail, chapped hands and marigolds, the word "STUD" springs to mind.<br /><br />but seriously.<br />i used to get chapped finger ends like that and they were so painful. i got an ointment which was clear and i painted it on the end of the fingers. it worked like a charm. alas i can't remember the name now and it'd probably be called by another name in the UK as well.<br />so really, me telling you this was a bit pointless but it gave me something to do while I waited for the kettle to boil.<br />good luck with that then.<br />;-)Clippy Mathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15922234265229327474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-46745482511566954102010-03-03T21:13:39.737+01:002010-03-03T21:13:39.737+01:00Amanda: I might have to get me some heel balm. If ...Amanda: I might have to get me some heel balm. If it works a big thank you will be wending its way to you and your mum!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-13569305581018095092010-03-03T21:08:07.331+01:002010-03-03T21:08:07.331+01:00Loved this post, Steve, hilarious - even if I'...Loved this post, Steve, hilarious - even if I'm sure you're right! My mum gets chapped fingers and the doc told her to use heel balm on them, works a treat!The Sagittarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05513045101496737031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-84422989430445421462010-03-03T20:57:24.318+01:002010-03-03T20:57:24.318+01:00Owen: torture or pleasure...? It all depends how y...Owen: torture or pleasure...? It all depends how you use them...<br /><br />Joe Bloggs: jah. Zat zounds gut.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-23565708697473716042010-03-03T20:51:51.910+01:002010-03-03T20:51:51.910+01:00Zat dohnail, Steef; foot kantigh zai? Shoe'll ...Zat dohnail, Steef; foot kantigh zai? Shoe'll bee kneandink a Scandinavïffyian sauna wit alldee vhippinks, jah?Joe Bloggshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12992621576865026632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-50948772692468330012010-03-03T20:42:14.284+01:002010-03-03T20:42:14.284+01:00I've always stood by the expression : It's...I've always stood by the expression : It's hard to be humble when I'm perfect in every way...<br /><br />ha ha... (not)<br /><br />In Belgium there is a museum of medieval torture instruments. I believe the remedy for what is ailing you can be found there...<br /><br />:-)Owenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12622587942009516590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-66077907867675828302010-03-03T17:18:17.406+01:002010-03-03T17:18:17.406+01:00FF: see, I knew at least one person would be enlig...FF: see, I knew at least one person would be enlightened enough to take this post seriously. ;-)Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-54344559103313252002010-03-03T17:05:24.844+01:002010-03-03T17:05:24.844+01:00Well I confessthat for the first time I avoided on...Well I confessthat for the first time I avoided one of your paragraphs - the one about your toenail.<br /><br />As for a minor imperfections - I seem to get chapped hands quite often and I can't even blame the washing up (as I put it into the machine which is very lazy as there is only me here these days most of the time). I use L'Occitaine's Shea Butter hand cream but they are still chapped.<br /><br />Anyway Steve - your finger and toe blemish apart - you are one lovely manFrench Fancy...https://www.blogger.com/profile/04941577892849157015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-45026822881300403942010-03-03T17:01:36.556+01:002010-03-03T17:01:36.556+01:00Ally: but you get to caress my feet...!
The Dotte...Ally: but you get to caress my feet...!<br /><br />The Dotterel: you lost me with G&S. Probably being very uncool here. I Googled it but all I could find was Gilbert & Sullivan or Goldman Sachs...! Whoa. Wait a minute. It <i>is</i> Gilbert & Sullivan. Well I never.<br /><br />Heather: I'm sure I'll have your plates squeaky clean in no time (and without having to resort to Cillit Bang)!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-4517400068290212752010-03-03T16:40:25.580+01:002010-03-03T16:40:25.580+01:00well as long as you keep your socks and marrigolds...well as long as you keep your socks and marrigolds on we can get it on...oh wait a minute...that's a different kind of blog all together, isn't it? Ahem.Not From Laplandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17165208811776097332noreply@blogger.com