tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post6553291555551901362..comments2023-10-24T14:51:45.756+02:00Comments on Bloggertropolis: Apocalypse MaybeStevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-78703127328482715762011-03-04T08:52:23.989+01:002011-03-04T08:52:23.989+01:00Readily A Parent: hairy balls and a third nipple? ...Readily A Parent: hairy balls and a third nipple? Is that like reading the Tarot? Could you do a spread for me?<br /><br />Susie: Wha?! You mean it's freakin' true? Noooooooo!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-3606827922994430702011-03-04T06:49:11.729+01:002011-03-04T06:49:11.729+01:00Actually if I remember correctly the bible code wa...Actually if I remember correctly the bible code was proven by mathemeticians not able to be replicated by other long books. My copy of the book is out on loan so can't find you the details.susie @newdaynewlessonhttp://www.newdaynewlesson.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-54121704479364207772011-03-04T04:53:21.064+01:002011-03-04T04:53:21.064+01:00It's the zombie plague flu that's going to...It's the zombie plague flu that's going to get us, actually. But not until 2026. It'll spread via all those whoring American Women and their gay pimps.<br />I know this because I have a crystal ball. And a third eye.<br /><br />No wait, my husband says that those are his hairy balls and my third nipple.<br />Nebermind.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00239525200765302921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-77681687183034169522011-03-02T22:23:03.948+01:002011-03-02T22:23:03.948+01:00Laura: since I started accepting that magpies are ...Laura: since I started accepting that magpies are just a member of the crow family I have stopped saluting them but I admit I still have a thing about not walking under ladders...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-35693201097204385192011-03-02T21:38:03.606+01:002011-03-02T21:38:03.606+01:00Too late, you've had the kids now!
Not sure a...Too late, you've had the kids now!<br /><br />Not sure about the end of the world stuff, but I always say 'Good Morning Mr Magpie' if I see a lone magpie, for luck.The Poet Laura-eatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07779308486569849157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-41605507554896292612011-02-26T08:15:29.997+01:002011-02-26T08:15:29.997+01:00Löst Jimmy: man after my own heart.Löst Jimmy: man after my own heart.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-34866209203808786112011-02-26T01:02:25.211+01:002011-02-26T01:02:25.211+01:00To: Anonymous above
Send your American babes over...To: Anonymous above<br /><br />Send your American babes over here, but make it quick Steve says the world is going to end and I want to get through a few of those American Girls before the shutters come down.Löst Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09907139441842698894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-48898359811690459472011-02-25T21:36:04.994+01:002011-02-25T21:36:04.994+01:00Being Me: aw shucks, you just know how to appeal t...Being Me: aw shucks, you just know how to appeal to a guy's megalomania...!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-3493848728319470222011-02-25T21:30:05.418+01:002011-02-25T21:30:05.418+01:00Of course, if the end is nigh, you could always bu...Of course, if the end <i>is</i> nigh, you could always bunker down and wait, then rebuild and call the resurrection Bloggertropolis. Just a thought.Being Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08600427311498297800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-9185498461308176962011-02-25T19:45:44.470+01:002011-02-25T19:45:44.470+01:00Very Bored in Catalunya: yeah, the American women ...Very Bored in Catalunya: yeah, the American women hating guy has some issues and then some. I only gave his site a cursory glance but caught the distinct whiff of misogyny, homophobia and sexual hang-ups backing all the way to potty training. I stamped it "avoid" and got my great American woman loving ass out of there.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-34447409040225936662011-02-25T19:38:42.641+01:002011-02-25T19:38:42.641+01:00I am now busy humming the REM song - - It's th...I am now busy humming the REM song - - It's the End of the World As We Know It (and I feel fine) whilst browsing the Boycott American Woman blog—that dude has serious issues man! Woah, it would appear that Keanu speak is catching.<br /><br />We really are all doomed!Very Bored in Catalunyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07695203425270299420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-91447365129649421182011-02-25T19:18:20.293+01:002011-02-25T19:18:20.293+01:00Trish: thank God for that. The pillars of the eart...Trish: thank God for that. The pillars of the earth were crumbling away but now they're all OK.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-10839485862703517802011-02-25T16:42:46.516+01:002011-02-25T16:42:46.516+01:00I'm away from the Blogosphere for a few days a...I'm away from the Blogosphere for a few days and the end is apparently nigh?! I'm now back so you can all carry on as before; panic over.Trishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00119443727504215312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-86403193908402807672011-02-25T11:24:41.611+01:002011-02-25T11:24:41.611+01:00Vegemitevix: I feel heart sorry for the New Zealan...Vegemitevix: I feel heart sorry for the New Zealanders at the moment - they've been hit damn hard and the news reports of the amount of damage that has been done is shocking. <br /><br />As for Easter Island's statues - do they have big willies? I obviously missed that on the documentaries. I expect if someone had said big tits I might have looked up and taken notice. ;-)Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-8705228544252991922011-02-25T10:33:55.883+01:002011-02-25T10:33:55.883+01:00Yeah I feel like that too Steve! I used to love th...Yeah I feel like that too Steve! I used to love that Von Daniken guy and his theories about invaders from outer space building huge statues on Easter Island with big willies! Mind you it feels a bit like the end of the world, particularly in NZ. What the hell is going on there? As for the Olympics as The Publican says 'it's going to be a little bit shit!'vegemitevixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08499944412217904302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-10529423540377114252011-02-25T09:01:49.292+01:002011-02-25T09:01:49.292+01:00Wylye Girl: if Brian Cox says it's all OK and ...Wylye Girl: if Brian Cox says it's all OK and we're gonna live forever (light up the sky like a flame) then I'll cancel the gas masks and the tinned spam right now! <br /><br />Marginalia: I might have limp wrists but I have biceps the size of mini coopers.<br /><br />Livi: only if you're all alive to taunt me about it.<br /><br />TheUndertaker: I can't believe in this day and age that people still need to apportion blame for natural disasters. Have been watching the news here with my heart in my mouth and hoping that everyone is OK even though I know that is impossible. So glad to hear you're OK though - still waiting to hear from a couple of other NZ bloggers... my thoughts are with you all.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-52997729195326545972011-02-25T08:38:48.180+01:002011-02-25T08:38:48.180+01:00Steve, right now in NZ it feels a bit like end of ...Steve, right now in NZ it feels a bit like end of the world, we have a National State of Emergency declared, the national census has been cancelled this year, people are still buried under rubble and the Christians are blaming the gays and sinful people. Obviously they never heard about teutonic plates... <br />Anyway, let's just say shit happens, huh?TheUndertakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12316547511892258854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-87910157939365264752011-02-25T01:21:29.569+01:002011-02-25T01:21:29.569+01:00You'll regret this post when the apocalypse co...You'll regret this post when the apocalypse comes :PAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05078202146118940939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-14053531723035003112011-02-25T00:18:32.067+01:002011-02-25T00:18:32.067+01:00I just had to return to see where this wended, And...I just had to return to see where this wended, And wended a wibbly woobly way it did indeed.<br /><br />I'm awarding tenon saw - grump of the year (pretty early for that I know but berating the Royal nupts. You're to receive the back dated "Limp Wrist of the Year" award 1999.Marginaliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01175372147298306908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-10462006870084348942011-02-24T23:34:54.294+01:002011-02-24T23:34:54.294+01:00Steve, you don't have to worry. Dr Brian Cox, ...Steve, you don't have to worry. Dr Brian Cox, who I mentioned in my blog recently, and on who I have a slightly indecent crush, says that this 2012 stuff is nonsense. The Mayans also predicted that the world would end in 2012 but Dr Brian says they Mayans didn't know crap... and he should know. He's got a brain the size of a planet. I'm not sure which one but it will be a big one!Wylye Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03513714783299643621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-1306937759580090272011-02-24T22:10:37.611+01:002011-02-24T22:10:37.611+01:00Suburbia: if you're using me as a benchmark th...Suburbia: if you're using me as a benchmark then, yes, you are normal. <br /><br />Phil: street orgy? That sounds like a spiffing idea though not sure what the old lady next door to me will think of it. Over the other side we have students... I daresay they'll just think it a normal night at the Student Union bar. Am happy to sponsor you for the banker shootathon... though quite fancy an axe-athon myself - it'll take longer and be more cathartic.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-39706915009824334182011-02-24T22:05:52.133+01:002011-02-24T22:05:52.133+01:00That old 21st December 2012 Mayan calendar one kee...That old 21st December 2012 Mayan calendar one keeps coming back to taunt us doesn’t it.<br /><br />Well…this is how our diary reads for that part of December 2012:<br /><br />20-12-2012 – Attend Street Orgy with the neighbours, and get totally bladdered. <br /><br />21-12-2012 – Carry out sponsored ‘Shootathon’ of senior banker execs in the city.<br /><br />22-12-2012 – Attend ‘Adam & Eve’ theme party over the road, and get totally bladdered.<br /><br />23-12-2012 – Must remember to take turkey out of freezer, before I get totally bladdered.<br /><br />And so on……<br /><br />P.S. re the: ‘Shootathon’ part – On the 21st December 2012, I plan to carry out a sponsored ‘Banker Shootathon’ in aid of under thirty year old’s who can’t raise the deposit for a mortgage.<br /><br />The idea being for me to shoot as many senior executives’ of corporate banks as possible in one day. I’m aiming for one hundred. I have to say there has been an extraordinary interest in this venture from all corners of the globe. Our sponsorship fund currently stands at around £138billion, so we are considering running more ‘Banker Shootathon’s’ throughout 2013. <br /><br />To register for sponsorship – please contact either Steve or myself through this blog. Let me go out with a ‘big bang’ of note on 21-12-2012, and lets all exchange fig leaf’s at ‘The Party’ on the 22nd12th2012. <br /><br />And bollocks to the Mayan’s.Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-66499462014566627952011-02-24T22:01:33.508+01:002011-02-24T22:01:33.508+01:00This means I am normal to think these things too t...This means I am normal to think these things too then?!!Suburbiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352465945711496612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-58460344647246010672011-02-24T21:32:11.272+01:002011-02-24T21:32:11.272+01:00Gorilla Bananas: I remember having the mother of a...Gorilla Bananas: I remember having the mother of all wrist aches that year which may or may not be significant.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-51096152053537711072011-02-24T21:27:46.597+01:002011-02-24T21:27:46.597+01:00Yes, Nostradmus actually mentioned 1999 as the yea...Yes, Nostradmus actually mentioned 1999 as the year in which some variety of shit would hit the fan. You must have been reading a lot of girlie magazines that year to take your mind off it.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.com