tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post7279103604597705585..comments2023-10-24T14:51:45.756+02:00Comments on Bloggertropolis: The Road Reluctantly TravelledStevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-52597544198369240432011-06-17T08:54:25.925+02:002011-06-17T08:54:25.925+02:00Löst Jimmy: I'd settle for a Raleigh Grifter.Löst Jimmy: I'd settle for a Raleigh Grifter.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-41024553814023694032011-06-16T23:53:22.308+02:002011-06-16T23:53:22.308+02:00In my last job, I would indulge in such long walks...In my last job, I would indulge in such long walks. It was particularly bad on Monday mornings. I could honestly say that I even felt as though my legs were filled with lead (or dread) as I made my way to work. Of course, what we need is Time Travel to escape completely...Löst Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09907139441842698894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-26897632970768489782011-06-16T23:07:05.983+02:002011-06-16T23:07:05.983+02:00Suburbia: is there such a thing?Suburbia: is there such a thing?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-82771796306671039832011-06-16T21:38:26.835+02:002011-06-16T21:38:26.835+02:00Perfectly normal!!
(oh for a job that one loves t...Perfectly normal!!<br /><br />(oh for a job that one loves to do...if only!)Suburbiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352465945711496612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-26197790423321136222011-06-16T07:43:27.256+02:002011-06-16T07:43:27.256+02:00Mark: not sure I'd go that far... though I hav...Mark: not sure I'd go that far... though I have been considering throwing myself in front of an old lady's shopping trolley.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-44978147784001051332011-06-16T00:31:10.616+02:002011-06-16T00:31:10.616+02:00Friend of mine quit his job when he realised he wa...Friend of mine quit his job when he realised he was actually trying to crash the car on the way to work so he'd have an excuse not to go to the office.<br /><br />Sound like you need a sickieThe bike shedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05195882998271591934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-71851513004251017392011-06-15T22:42:38.834+02:002011-06-15T22:42:38.834+02:00Nana Go Go: I'm looking for a diamond in the r...Nana Go Go: I'm looking for a diamond in the rough... or even a rough with a diamond. As for Britain's Got Shit Talent and The Apprentice - aren't they one and the same thing?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-88928461872632675902011-06-15T22:26:29.909+02:002011-06-15T22:26:29.909+02:00I`ll be taking the long way round next week - they...I`ll be taking the long way round next week - they`re starting roadworks on Monday!Yay!!Can you sing?Have you thought about `Britain`s got Shit Talent` or maybe coming up with a really good sales pitch and get on `The Apprentice`?Or just write lots of begging letters to any benevolent lottery winners see what transpires. Failing all that, all the luck in the world to you laddie for finding a great new job or a diamond of a publisher.Between Me and Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04863155145862706966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-67117173416785954112011-06-15T21:51:06.627+02:002011-06-15T21:51:06.627+02:00Owen: they wouldn't until there was a shit job...Owen: they wouldn't until there was a shit job to do. Then there'd be an almighty chorus of, "Where's Steve?"Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-15285478401030802132011-06-15T21:48:08.095+02:002011-06-15T21:48:08.095+02:00Maybe you should just start staying home and see i...Maybe you should just start staying home and see if anyone misses you ?Owenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12622587942009516590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-43611247489026463762011-06-15T21:33:12.312+02:002011-06-15T21:33:12.312+02:00Wanderlust: if I wear a thong and ride a unicycle ...Wanderlust: if I wear a thong and ride a unicycle there'll be a lot of things flying about I can tell you.<br /><br />Phil: do you need winding?<br /><br />About Last Weekend: forget snail steos; the bullies at my school were so rough I used to run a 4 minute mile...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-87879702701685235552011-06-15T21:06:59.179+02:002011-06-15T21:06:59.179+02:00That's a bit like when I used to do snail step...That's a bit like when I used to do snail steps to school,just putting one foot in front of the other. But i did not veer from the well trodden path, too many bullies afoot (my town was really rough back then...)About Last Weekendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04716571630418078937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-44441006589943599822011-06-15T20:36:44.566+02:002011-06-15T20:36:44.566+02:00Thtoppit! You thilly thilly man. You’re making me ...Thtoppit! You thilly thilly man. You’re making me giggle too much, and that can’t be good for ‘baby’.Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-46136065626413816252011-06-15T20:30:09.773+02:002011-06-15T20:30:09.773+02:00I was going to say something clever, but it flew o...I was going to say something clever, but it flew out of my mind at the mention of a unicycle and a thong. Just as well.Wanderlusthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12099758957492165428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-54985139106283008622011-06-15T20:26:34.618+02:002011-06-15T20:26:34.618+02:00Phil: don't forget to wipe that milk moustache...Phil: don't forget to wipe that milk moustache off before you go out.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-30342614326551409782011-06-15T20:24:21.084+02:002011-06-15T20:24:21.084+02:00Squirting colostrum? Eeeeeeuwe! I was really re...Squirting colostrum? Eeeeeeuwe! I was really really enjoying slurping in my banana milkshake just then too.Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-15579313702039143992011-06-15T20:10:24.726+02:002011-06-15T20:10:24.726+02:00Phil: fabulous. Of course I've spotteda gap in...Phil: fabulous. Of course I've spotteda gap in the market here. What we need is empathy breasts. Breasts that lactate and leave little embarrassing wet spots on your T-shirt. I'd like to see my boss lay into me when I'm squirting colostrum into his tea mug.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-10704608638563176532011-06-15T19:54:17.002+02:002011-06-15T19:54:17.002+02:00“Am I volunteering to supply the elixir of life?” ...“Am I volunteering to supply the elixir of life?” Noooo, you silly billy you, of course not. I’m already pregnant Stephen. Have been, on and off, for years me. When ever the mood takes me, when ever I just want some love an attention or simply a few months off to do as I please, I just open up my personal ‘empathy belly’ carrying case and…’strap it all on. ’ Bingo!<br /><br />Works like a dream. No sickness. Drink as much booze as you like. Eat what you want. Loads of nice new instant yummy mummy preggy weggy friends round for coffee and texts, and…when you fancy a pint down the pub with the lads, you just peel it all off and hang it up at the end of the bar with all the others. It’s the perfect lifestyle solution.<br /><br />This is where I get mine from: http://empathybelly.org/home.html<br /><br />And these are the guys I hang out with: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpjJH_3mlBU<br /><br />Gotta go, contractions are starting and mines running low on juice.Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-59418023133396302892011-06-15T19:26:47.679+02:002011-06-15T19:26:47.679+02:00Libby: I'm still pinning my hopes on winning t...Libby: I'm still pinning my hopes on winning the Lottery and not working at all. Do you think I might be pinning my hopes a little high?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-57109606199662751042011-06-15T19:20:47.832+02:002011-06-15T19:20:47.832+02:00Don't have any funny things to say Steve....ha...Don't have any funny things to say Steve....hating your job is no laughing matter really...go part time and do another part time job instead?libbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05552884005601003691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-7911791911940705772011-06-15T17:59:00.750+02:002011-06-15T17:59:00.750+02:00Phil: get meself pregnant you say? Great idea... e...Phil: get meself pregnant you say? Great idea... except one needs two to tango. Are you volunteering to supply the elixir of life yourself?<br /><br />Wylye Girl: I may indeed have buns of steel but, alas, my filling is seedless jam.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-21745286209844056892011-06-15T16:10:05.050+02:002011-06-15T16:10:05.050+02:00Steve, I suggest you take off all your clothes at ...Steve, I suggest you take off all your clothes at the side of the road, fold them up then walk off into the sunset. It'll be a bit chilly and people might stare and laugh but you'll get over that, especially with your buns of steel. You could then start a new life in Shepton Mallet or somewhere and send for Mrs Bloggertropolis and the wee Bloggertropolette(s). I don't know what you'd do but it would be a start.....Wylye Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03513714783299643621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-55761587009808853022011-06-15T15:56:25.482+02:002011-06-15T15:56:25.482+02:00Crumbs Stephen…Native American Indians, Chain Gang...Crumbs Stephen…Native American Indians, Chain Gangs, Ground Zero Crusades, Lelli Kellis, Lola Walks, Colostomy bags, Dressing up like old bags, Deep throat busking…?? And all this before you get to work?!<br /><br />Try drinking a different brand of Ovaltine bloke, and for goodness sake…go and get yourself pregnant, then just gorge yourself daft on all the entitlements. That’s what they’re there for..Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-49949864145702390392011-06-15T15:54:09.188+02:002011-06-15T15:54:09.188+02:00Heather: yes, but a unicycle and a thong is your a...Heather: yes, but a unicycle and a thong is your answer to everything.<br /><br />Very Bored in Catalunya: why not? I'm already a model arse.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-77536198655734851322011-06-15T15:26:10.391+02:002011-06-15T15:26:10.391+02:00You must have buns of steel with all this extra wa...You must have buns of steel with all this extra walking you're doing. Maybe you could be an arse model.... or something.Very Bored in Catalunyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07695203425270299420noreply@blogger.com