tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post7450561570271468599..comments2023-10-24T14:51:45.756+02:00Comments on Bloggertropolis: Pharaoh Toot’n’Pootin’Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-83980176734965146482011-05-20T08:54:53.281+02:002011-05-20T08:54:53.281+02:00Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip: they've inf...Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip: they've inflated like a pair of water wings. My wife is hooking them up to the gas fire.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-80349215379150035192011-05-20T00:43:48.183+02:002011-05-20T00:43:48.183+02:00Let me know how it all comes out...Let me know how it all comes out...Organic Motherhood with Cool Whiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09305464822153790948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-10528671269037197862011-05-20T00:43:23.218+02:002011-05-20T00:43:23.218+02:00*snort* Okay Steve. I just totally choked on my co...*snort* Okay Steve. I just totally choked on my coke here. I'm sending you and your trumpet butt a pair of 100% guaranteed Fart Absorbing Underwear. Overnight.Organic Motherhood with Cool Whiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09305464822153790948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-71295588364054680792011-05-18T08:56:58.463+02:002011-05-18T08:56:58.463+02:00Phil: b,e,f,g definitely work for me. And for Roal...Phil: b,e,f,g definitely work for me. And for Roald Dahl too... wasn't that the title of one his books?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-8683794409368655392011-05-17T21:11:08.313+02:002011-05-17T21:11:08.313+02:00Okay…in for a penny in for a pound –
a) The simp...Okay…in for a penny in for a pound – <br /><br />a) The simple approach – Plausible deniability – Enter WC booth. Stick fingers in ears. Close eyes tightly and eject eject eject. Exit booth. Wash hands. Plausibly deny having heard anything whatsoever to co boggers present.<br />b) The lockout approach – Place an ‘out of use’ sign on toilet door - Enter toilet – check you’re alone – ram a small wooden wedge under bottom of door – enter WC booth and indulge yourself with great gusto and gay abandon whilst drinking a good coffee.<br />c) The insertion approach – Enter WC and booth – Insert a ‘pea whistle’ up your annus horribilis – put fingers in ears again for reasons of safety and…squeeeeze a really long shrill one out.<br />d) Insertion approach 2 – Ditto most of above but change pea whistle for a dog whistle – when done, leg it outside and try counting how many barking dogs you can hear in the neighbourhood.<br />e) The personalised ringtone approach – pre-record your loudest and longest onto your mobile phone as your latest incoming call ring tone – give it a week for everyone in the office to get used to your latest vulgar sounding ring tone – enter WC & booth and let rip with your best work – then simply pretend to start talking to your wife on the phone – as a precaution, be sure to set your phone to ‘silent’…just in case your wife really does call you. A sudden symphony of stereo farting coming from your WC booth might take some explaining to your audience.<br />f) The Islamic disguise approach – covertly slip into a full body and face ‘Burka’ – glide silently into the ladies toilet and enter a booth – brace yourself and ‘unleash hell’ – exit booth – bow respectfully to incredulous female boggers and say “Praise be to Allah” in a convincing girly voice – leave toilet and remember to shed Burka again. <br />g) The 'get another job!! approach' – get another better paid job!! in any endoscopy department of any hospital – the staff of these departments are completely immune to the sounds and various odours caused by loud and uncontrollable flatulence, so at last you will be truly amongst your most worthy of company as well as a better class of workmate peerage.Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-75180749247250987982011-05-17T19:35:19.574+02:002011-05-17T19:35:19.574+02:00Fran: the label that I always laugh at the most is...Fran: the label that I always laugh at the most is "don't boil wash". Like these people have even seen my underpants!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-47647626148829963662011-05-17T19:20:22.126+02:002011-05-17T19:20:22.126+02:00The list of labels following your post made me lau...The list of labels following your post made me laugh as much as the post!Fran Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07935088780461825341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-47698893283690962612011-05-17T17:06:03.417+02:002011-05-17T17:06:03.417+02:00Joe: a harmonica? I reckon I could power a church ...Joe: a harmonica? I reckon I could power a church organ. Which has got me thinking... maybe there's some money to be made here. I could hire myself out as a wind farm.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-63959012406559356332011-05-17T16:08:51.658+02:002011-05-17T16:08:51.658+02:00Have you tried a harmonica? You could play the blu...Have you tried a harmonica? You could play the blues as you turn the air green, failing that just save it all up and then next party you have you can be in charge of filling those annoying Chinese lantern things...parp!joebloggshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02223043749558658665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-75716637297039734312011-05-17T14:15:07.528+02:002011-05-17T14:15:07.528+02:00Nota Bene: with the added advantage that I'll ...Nota Bene: with the added advantage that I'll be able to watch the earth-rise from the surface of the moon. Thank you.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-80542646431325097642011-05-17T14:07:12.165+02:002011-05-17T14:07:12.165+02:00I think you just need a box of matches. Exhale an...I think you just need a box of matches. Exhale and light. The sight should shock everyone into avoiding you at delicate moments.Nota Benehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00969705852180234416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-86184272515645554032011-05-17T13:44:56.655+02:002011-05-17T13:44:56.655+02:00Being Me: let's clear up any confusion right n...Being Me: let's clear up any confusion right now. I am most definitely not a gentleman.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-50222441711617926212011-05-17T13:35:09.928+02:002011-05-17T13:35:09.928+02:00You and Pepper. Mind you, my old dog is about 124 ...You and Pepper. Mind you, my old dog is about 124 in human years, so she's got a good excuse I suppose.<br /><br />As ever, I leave your blog confused as to whether you are a gentleman or... not. Proper toilet visits, my my, how polite.Being Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08600427311498297800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-75017754523125446892011-05-17T12:56:53.955+02:002011-05-17T12:56:53.955+02:00Marginalia: should make for interesting confetti t...Marginalia: should make for interesting confetti too...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-88099895828947298302011-05-17T12:15:50.816+02:002011-05-17T12:15:50.816+02:00Swallow a bottle of Poo~Pourri bathroom spray. The...Swallow a bottle of Poo~Pourri bathroom spray. Then when you fart in front of the wife you'll come up smelling of roses.Marginaliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01175372147298306908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-77713775707192736592011-05-17T10:15:19.404+02:002011-05-17T10:15:19.404+02:00Trish: nice. Potpourri underpants. Wonder if they ...Trish: nice. Potpourri underpants. Wonder if they do chocolate flavour?<br /><br />Keith: Thunderpants? Is that the one with Rupert Grint being very BBC English? I haven't seen it but have seen the trailers. I will now need to acquire purely for research purposes.<br /><br />Stickup Artist: I'm perversely pleased that my guff has made you cry...! ;-)Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-15586451591537178402011-05-17T09:51:34.000+02:002011-05-17T09:51:34.000+02:00I just stumbled in here, have nothing to add, exce...I just stumbled in here, have nothing to add, except that after reading your post and the comments, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so much!Stickup Artisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00028394186285973772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-8846472436184496032011-05-17T09:44:39.348+02:002011-05-17T09:44:39.348+02:00Have you seen THUNDERPANTS ? The very device is ex...Have you seen THUNDERPANTS ? The very device is exhibited therein.<br /><br />Or may I suggest applying for a wind farm grant for your nether regions. Then your emissions, far from being an embarrassment, could run a few dozen office laptops and you would be a double blessing to your fellow workers.Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03070505642533336362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-55377171125671999082011-05-17T09:39:59.198+02:002011-05-17T09:39:59.198+02:00May I suggest this:
http://www.gizmag.com/4skins-...May I suggest this:<br /><br />http://www.gizmag.com/4skins-odor-neutralizing-underwear/17091/Trishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00119443727504215312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-29474706311658363612011-05-17T08:53:21.422+02:002011-05-17T08:53:21.422+02:00Vicky: ah, the old drive-by pootin'.... that&#...Vicky: ah, the old drive-by pootin'.... that's a classic.<br /><br />The fly in the web: I may have to start insuring my instrument...<br /><br />TimeWarden: if I extend my vocal technique anymore I'll need a colostomy bag.<br /><br />Heather: it would be the ultimate critique, wouldn't it?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-34059869107409677792011-05-17T06:40:06.390+02:002011-05-17T06:40:06.390+02:00Well since you hate them anyway, I'd go loud a...Well since you hate them anyway, I'd go loud and proud and to hell with them all.Not From Laplandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17165208811776097332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-53318791855606481422011-05-17T06:31:19.890+02:002011-05-17T06:31:19.890+02:00I've often pondered on why Rossini isn't m...I've often pondered on why Rossini isn't my favourite composer and now I know the reason! By the way, playing a trumpet in such a manner is known as extended vocal technique!!TimeWardenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06853837867256272087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-38312758944800158402011-05-17T03:39:11.558+02:002011-05-17T03:39:11.558+02:00Reminds me of verses of
'The Good Ship Venus&#...Reminds me of verses of<br />'The Good Ship Venus'...<br /><br /><br />'He could play anything from God Save the King to Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata'<br />Go for it, Steve...give them some culture!the fly in the webhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-85010952747017213442011-05-17T02:42:49.156+02:002011-05-17T02:42:49.156+02:00Some random let one go on the bus this morning on ...Some random let one go on the bus this morning on the way into work it was gross and you could see the people looking around trying to see who it was :)Vickyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13464039696645100208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-80119844524038765062011-05-16T20:01:01.174+02:002011-05-16T20:01:01.174+02:00Mark: do I get extra points if I do it on my bosse...Mark: do I get extra points if I do it on my bosses swivel chair (while he's still sitting on it)?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.com