tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post7989494213711379690..comments2023-10-24T14:51:45.756+02:00Comments on Bloggertropolis: My Cadbury’s Ball Is BrokenStevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-20320426204751577732011-07-13T08:57:13.369+02:002011-07-13T08:57:13.369+02:00About Last Weekend: hmm... just wondering how I ca...About Last Weekend: hmm... just wondering how I can bring nuns into my master key metaphor... there must be a way!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-2994630878230306702011-07-13T02:46:19.986+02:002011-07-13T02:46:19.986+02:00Steptoe - haven't thought of him in years, the...Steptoe - haven't thought of him in years, the crusty old b. who had knackered old horses out the back and some wavy-haired son in the front. That was part of my heritage growing up in New Zealand as were the nuns who jangled huge chains of keys too.About Last Weekendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04716571630418078937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-41729149101908037102011-07-12T18:58:50.560+02:002011-07-12T18:58:50.560+02:00Haider Ali Mussadaq: whoa, dude! You're a real...Haider Ali Mussadaq: whoa, dude! You're a real random locksmith!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-41376540786425214182011-07-12T15:06:27.292+02:002011-07-12T15:06:27.292+02:00Nota Bene: I could loop it through; it's certa...Nota Bene: I could loop it through; it's certainly long enough.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-6761319545058895972011-07-12T14:54:34.727+02:002011-07-12T14:54:34.727+02:00Suggest you hang your master key from your belt. ...Suggest you hang your master key from your belt. It's the only way.Nota Benehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00969705852180234416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-25332577886087668812011-07-12T12:45:57.398+02:002011-07-12T12:45:57.398+02:00Being Me: gosh darn it! That's yet another sim...Being Me: gosh darn it! That's yet another similarity I have with Britney Spears...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-89211141851958576832011-07-12T12:19:44.094+02:002011-07-12T12:19:44.094+02:00Stop it! You did it again! ;-PStop it! You did it again! ;-PBeing Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08600427311498297800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-81002679361835399702011-07-12T10:57:43.926+02:002011-07-12T10:57:43.926+02:00Being Me: I will have a serious attack of the guil...Being Me: I will have a serious attack of the guilts if I have in any way queered your results. Genuinely. I wish you'd given me some warning... I'd've uploaded some whale music or some harp music or something. Hope all goes well. Keeping my fingers (and my keys) crossed.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-60800171034864663162011-07-12T10:04:52.590+02:002011-07-12T10:04:52.590+02:00All very well and good to get advice here, Stevo, ...All very well and good to get advice here, Stevo, but what, pray tell, do I write down here on my Activity sheet?<br /><i>Every woman I meet thinks I am pleased to see them but really I’m just prepared to open a few doors. </i> <br /><br />This, along with the vision of you doing a Village People number, and half the comments here have just made for a very interesting read-out for the Cardio people when they read my heartrate monitor ECG I'm currently strapped to, I'm sure.<br /><br />Wonder if they'll recommend I stop reading your blog :o Heaven forfend!Being Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08600427311498297800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-17539849609033796302011-07-12T08:58:27.385+02:002011-07-12T08:58:27.385+02:00Bish Bosh Bash: to be honest I tend to avoid Chubb...Bish Bosh Bash: to be honest I tend to avoid Chubb locks as they're much too capacious to be any fun. Give me a nice tight Yale anyday.<br /><br />I can't believe I've just typed that.<br /><br />Vicky: hmm... yes, there appears to be a flaw in your thinking...!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-81256456995227564462011-07-12T03:26:17.905+02:002011-07-12T03:26:17.905+02:00I have just realised that I have the spare set of ...I have just realised that I have the spare set of housekeys on my key ring so if I lose my keys I am in deep crap LOLVickyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13464039696645100208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-11281914737547346942011-07-12T00:41:55.952+02:002011-07-12T00:41:55.952+02:00Just a random thought Steve …Have you ever got tha...Just a random thought Steve …Have you ever got that big ol master chubb key of yours ‘stuck in a lock’ so to speak? <br /><br />Cos if you have, then maybe you’re suffering from Sexsomnia and you don’t even know it yet?!<br /><br />Might wanna think about giving it a good squirt with the old ‘3 in 1’ oily juice before you nod off in future. Could get you into a lot more grief than you think one day. Specially if it’s cold and frosty. Eeeeuwe (!)<br /><br />Like I said…just a random thought mate.Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-51091308107571641882011-07-11T23:15:59.338+02:002011-07-11T23:15:59.338+02:00Nana Go-Go: to be honest I'd need something th...Nana Go-Go: to be honest I'd need something the size of a Vango Icarus 6 man tent...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-27813687086016567452011-07-11T22:59:32.631+02:002011-07-11T22:59:32.631+02:00Depends on what size sporran you wear. Anything sm...Depends on what size sporran you wear. Anything smaller than a Berghaus rucksack wouldn`t attract that much attention. Hope you find your missing ball soon.Between Me and Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04863155145862706966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-17877716362641015822011-07-11T19:54:01.938+02:002011-07-11T19:54:01.938+02:00Mark: I had a dog clip once. But my keys broke tha...Mark: I had a dog clip once. But my keys broke that too. Seriously. Feisty little buggers my keys are.<br /><br />Gorilla Bananas: I can already hear the jokey calls of "Donald, where's yer troosers...?"Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-57707748998682056772011-07-11T19:45:12.101+02:002011-07-11T19:45:12.101+02:00Your master key must be getting an inferiority com...Your master key must be getting an inferiority complex because it'll never match cold steel for hardness. You ought to wear a sporran and put the keys in them. The jingling noises from your crotch would give the girls in the typing pool some entertainment.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-47431627351285061682011-07-11T19:29:09.599+02:002011-07-11T19:29:09.599+02:00Bloke where I worked used to wear his keys on the ...Bloke where I worked used to wear his keys on the outside of his trousers - hanging from a sort of dog clip. He was known as 'lock-up', but not being that bright he never got the joke. <br /><br />Me, I lose my keys about twice a day, ut haven't yet resorted to one of those whistling devices.The bike shedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05195882998271591934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-53377954721043271762011-07-11T17:15:14.619+02:002011-07-11T17:15:14.619+02:00English Rider: what do you mean; learn the words a...English Rider: what do you mean; <i>learn</i> the words and moves? I've had them off by heart for years.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-7586932680255129472011-07-11T16:46:05.060+02:002011-07-11T16:46:05.060+02:00Maybe it's due to the proximity of San Francis...Maybe it's due to the proximity of San Francisco but I think you should get a tool belt and learn the words, and moves, to YMCA a la Village People.English Riderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01712384532126551307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-83491461066305124352011-07-11T14:43:26.266+02:002011-07-11T14:43:26.266+02:00The fly in the web: *sniff* Me and my trousers kno...The fly in the web: *sniff* Me and my trousers know where we're not wanted...<br /><br />Martin: I'd love to have that as the occupation on my Passport... Random Locksmith. I wonder how many places I'd be denied access to? Possibly only Florida Keys.<br /><br />Boom tish!<br /><br />Sorry.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-74434675243534479122011-07-11T14:19:52.972+02:002011-07-11T14:19:52.972+02:00I like the concept of 'random acts of locksmit...I like the concept of 'random acts of locksmithery'. It conjures up thoughts of people going around changing locks in the middle of the night, just to have a laugh when the bemused key holders arrive the next morning!<br />Nobody expects the Random Locksmiths...Martin Lowerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03875064625911285695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-25994097884009496452011-07-11T14:18:10.101+02:002011-07-11T14:18:10.101+02:00Well that P.S, took the shine off my day....Well that P.S, took the shine off my day....the fly in the webhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-21247392711792340952011-07-11T13:44:28.869+02:002011-07-11T13:44:28.869+02:00Tenon_Saw: isn't it strange how keys usually r...Tenon_Saw: isn't it strange how keys usually represent freedom and yet when you have to carry them around all day they come to mean the exact opposite?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-54521999542358813132011-07-11T13:29:48.935+02:002011-07-11T13:29:48.935+02:00I promise to stop moaning about my own small colle...I promise to stop moaning about my own small collection of keys even though they have done few various jacket pockets.KeyReedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02894097012924024789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-66824169761755866492011-07-11T12:10:56.651+02:002011-07-11T12:10:56.651+02:00Rol: would you like me to poke you on Facebook ins...Rol: would you like me to poke you on Facebook instead?<br /><br />Trish: "fidget", "jangle"?!? I'll have you know these are deadly essential tactical manoeuvres!!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.com