tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post8097875018402771447..comments2023-10-24T14:51:45.756+02:00Comments on Bloggertropolis: Survival TacticsStevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-30521573523194724592011-05-08T08:31:23.488+02:002011-05-08T08:31:23.488+02:00Phil: see, some would say that you were being flip...Phil: see, some would say that you were being flippant and off-hand but I know you're not and I am seriously writing down all of your suggestions for future reference. Once my therapist releases me from the clinic I'm going to put some of them into action. That's a promise.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-62107875806986947982011-05-08T01:06:56.523+02:002011-05-08T01:06:56.523+02:00Try faking a pregnancy, then you can apply for an ...Try faking a pregnancy, then you can apply for an extended maternity leave. Try leaving the country and then re-entering as an immigrant with young dependant kids. You can do a Polish accent cant you? Become the first self employed corporate office window cleaner that dresses up as a Jester every day. Call yourself ‘Jester Jiffy Cleaning Services Int’ – think of the kinetic publicity opportunities. Acquire a failed basement restaurant for three months back rent, then blag up a few articles stating that you apologise for being unable to accept any new bookings for at least 18 months due to unexpected popularity, then leak a few tweets around twitter giving out a private phone number for those who don’t mind paying a discreet cover charge in advance to guarantee a table in say four weeks time. Create your own personal CV website, then climb into your jester suit, make a bluddy great sign plastered with your URL and go park yourself by the busiest traffic junction in L.Spa and type away the day on your laptop. Conjure up some way of bumping yourself up the list to become a postman, with some inside help from someone or other. Convince the council that L.Spa needs a golden sandy beach and then explain to them how the publicity alone of conceiving such a notion will be enough to attract a lot of publicity and alternative sponsors etc etc…Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-45997722977323213812011-05-07T07:59:43.917+02:002011-05-07T07:59:43.917+02:00Bigwords is: it was weally pwoblematic and took a ...Bigwords is: it was weally pwoblematic and took a lot of vewy careful considewation and wobust planning.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-62028993247668489232011-05-07T06:57:45.166+02:002011-05-07T06:57:45.166+02:00wow I'm weally impwessed at the way you manage...wow I'm weally impwessed at the way you managed two stway in stwyle thwooout the whole pwost!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18254275544017629129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-35081899709471315402011-05-06T08:52:59.972+02:002011-05-06T08:52:59.972+02:00Mark: what?! They have to train the to be monkeys?...Mark: what?! They have to <i>train</i> the to be monkeys??!<br /><br />Amanda: I thik I've managed to get to the bottom of your point.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-4138782120586455462011-05-06T01:13:16.558+02:002011-05-06T01:13:16.558+02:00well, they will smile while they stab you in theba...well, they will smile while they stab you in theback if thats what you mean! (I had a worse analogy but didn't think it would suitable for young children to read...)The Sagittarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05513045101496737031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-14211082603706352692011-05-05T23:57:24.836+02:002011-05-05T23:57:24.836+02:00I like the idea of monkeys running the place - esp...I like the idea of monkeys running the place - especially as I saw a bunch of managers at one of those 'Go Ape' outdoor courses recentlyThe bike shedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05195882998271591934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-17885079152965629472011-05-05T23:08:25.801+02:002011-05-05T23:08:25.801+02:00Being Me: I have just smashed my binoculars in dis...Being Me: I have just smashed my binoculars in disgust. ;-)Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-15067311020584519342011-05-05T22:55:24.380+02:002011-05-05T22:55:24.380+02:00Thank god you didn't have to commentate any ma...Thank god you didn't have to commentate any mating rituals. Sorry in advance for any awful visuals that gives you.Being Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08600427311498297800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-65018916806375149392011-05-05T20:06:37.841+02:002011-05-05T20:06:37.841+02:00CJ: hope you didn't feed the animals on your w...CJ: hope you didn't feed the animals on your way round...!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-85785646015386763272011-05-05T19:26:20.697+02:002011-05-05T19:26:20.697+02:00Thanks for the tour. And the laugh.
CJ xxThanks for the tour. And the laugh.<br /><br />CJ xxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-4073107785381470992011-05-05T15:48:30.014+02:002011-05-05T15:48:30.014+02:00The fly in the web: bizarre. Whenever I'm in t...The fly in the web: bizarre. Whenever I'm in the office I hear the theme music from Laurel and Hardy. ;-)Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-30457043625962025512011-05-05T15:24:54.544+02:002011-05-05T15:24:54.544+02:00All through this post I kept hearing the theme mus...All through this post I kept hearing the theme music from Jaws...the fly in the webhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-7160944924597683912011-05-05T13:25:19.376+02:002011-05-05T13:25:19.376+02:00Trish: to be honest I'd rather sing "Satu...Trish: to be honest I'd rather sing "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting".Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-72518421068314731502011-05-05T12:51:01.209+02:002011-05-05T12:51:01.209+02:00There's only one thing you can do. Put a fixed...There's only one thing you can do. Put a fixed grin on your face and sing 'Hakuna Matata' at the top of your voice. It worked in the movie.Trishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00119443727504215312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-19143999403507701402011-05-05T12:08:39.002+02:002011-05-05T12:08:39.002+02:00Keith: or even FATcatwalks?
Nota Bene: trouble is...Keith: or even FATcatwalks?<br /><br />Nota Bene: trouble is, I think the big game is hunting me.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-17026504621443967752011-05-05T11:04:17.792+02:002011-05-05T11:04:17.792+02:00mmm...think you need to become a big game hunter.....mmm...think you need to become a big game hunter...Nota Benehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00969705852180234416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-77937588808847534752011-05-05T10:57:12.498+02:002011-05-05T10:57:12.498+02:00Or should that be the BIGcatwalks ?Or should that be the BIGcatwalks ?Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03070505642533336362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-34776944786372281852011-05-05T10:39:21.935+02:002011-05-05T10:39:21.935+02:00Keith: you may be onto something but I have to say...Keith: you may be onto something but I have to say that slingbacks and high heels just put me in a murderous frame of mind. Hmm. Maybe it's time to keep a closer eye on the catwalks of Milan...?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-75946264556146620042011-05-05T10:15:20.130+02:002011-05-05T10:15:20.130+02:00It's all in how you dress Steve.
Have you tri...It's all in how you dress Steve.<br /><br />Have you tried Camouflage ? Blending in. Jungle greens, or head to toe special ops black ?<br /><br />Or, alternately, a nice little Chanel suit, jazzy Moschino sling backs and a Louis Vuitton clutch bag should have even the cattiest predator fleeing in terror.<br /><br />Strap marks are a small price to pay for photocopier time.Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03070505642533336362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-25495382446402424882011-05-04T23:33:38.147+02:002011-05-04T23:33:38.147+02:00Nana Go-Go: are you welated to Jonathan Woss?
Ama...Nana Go-Go: are you welated to Jonathan Woss?<br /><br />Amanda: are the natives friendly?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-74635007396762715612011-05-04T22:50:13.695+02:002011-05-04T22:50:13.695+02:00What a wheelie gwate post, Steve. Wadical change o...What a wheelie gwate post, Steve. Wadical change of scenery might be called for by the sound of it...I wecommend a week in my office!The Sagittarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05513045101496737031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-39138586149947478632011-05-04T22:39:50.814+02:002011-05-04T22:39:50.814+02:00First day back went well then?! BTW, it`s very wac...First day back went well then?! BTW, it`s very wacist to make fun of folks who can`t roll their arses!Between Me and Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04863155145862706966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-52204178860599102662011-05-04T21:02:49.707+02:002011-05-04T21:02:49.707+02:00Joe: how about mutate or emigrate?Joe: how about mutate or emigrate?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-2026874785963042802011-05-04T20:48:50.679+02:002011-05-04T20:48:50.679+02:00There's only one thing for it pal, EVOLVE OR D...There's only one thing for it pal, EVOLVE OR DIE!!joebloggshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02223043749558658665noreply@blogger.com