tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post8148323521576997383..comments2023-10-24T14:51:45.756+02:00Comments on Bloggertropolis: CSI Leamington SpaStevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-50504806313198598912011-06-28T08:57:35.785+02:002011-06-28T08:57:35.785+02:00Being Me: my wife constantly bemoans the fact that...Being Me: my wife constantly bemoans the fact that I go on and on and bloody on. ;-)<br /><br />Should I ever have genuine cause to make a poo cast I shall YouTube it for you. Or should that be PooTube?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-2471701432081789092011-06-28T05:13:15.745+02:002011-06-28T05:13:15.745+02:00I was going to apologise for being behind on your ...I was going to apologise for being behind on your blog...... but given the subject of this post, that would possibly make me a suspect.<br /><br />Actually, I'm still stuck back on the image of little (or perhaps not so) poo-castes being made and forming part of your work-up of the crime scene.<br /><br />And how is it that the comments are consistently as funny as the post itself? <br /><br /><i>I'm soft and strong and I go on and on.</i><br /><br />Can't stop giggling at that one!Being Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08600427311498297800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-31337615661886874252011-06-27T22:03:57.505+02:002011-06-27T22:03:57.505+02:00Laura: is nothing sacred? Not even our toiletries?...Laura: is nothing sacred? Not even our toiletries?!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-19578695811913958762011-06-27T20:29:44.152+02:002011-06-27T20:29:44.152+02:00I know there's a recession on but that's a...I know there's a recession on but that's a lowly crime indeed. Below the belt, some might say!The Poet Laura-eatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07779308486569849157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-14218705441241120762011-06-27T08:51:11.449+02:002011-06-27T08:51:11.449+02:00Amanda: OK. That's one person off the suspects...Amanda: OK. That's one person off the suspects list. But what about the competition organizers? Where did they get their prize from? That's what I'd like to know! Has your loo paper got my name written all over it?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-62399522822568035152011-06-27T07:48:35.816+02:002011-06-27T07:48:35.816+02:00Oh dear, things are really economically downcast w...Oh dear, things are really economically downcast world wide then eh? Is nowhere safe, what is the world coming to when someone nicks the pooper scooper!!<br />Good luck with your detective work, no wee job that! (And it's not me, cos we won a years supply of the stuff in March....)The Sagittarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05513045101496737031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-74172780549836067792011-06-26T08:37:01.222+02:002011-06-26T08:37:01.222+02:00Owen: you are a mine of incredible information. I ...Owen: you are a mine of incredible information. I can think of about a dozen applications for those tracking chips that would make my life so much more fun.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-27921015940677850832011-06-26T04:17:50.468+02:002011-06-26T04:17:50.468+02:00Why don't you get your hands on some of those ...Why don't you get your hands on some of those exploding ink packs that banks use ??? Or better yet, a couple of GPS trackable chips... <br /><br />http://www.autonavigationgps.com/worlds-smallest-gps-tracking-chip/<br /><br />Once you get a fix on their humble den of thieves, that's where your flame thrower comes in, which you wield with a shit eating grin...<br /><br />Stealing the loo paper from a public loo, that's about as low as they come, lower than whale excrement...Owenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12622587942009516590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-12209077962993193112011-06-25T21:05:56.929+02:002011-06-25T21:05:56.929+02:00Very Bored in Catalunya: nicking bog rolls is a fu...Very Bored in Catalunya: nicking bog rolls is a funny old game... If they'd said they wanted them for U2 I would have gladly given them my own personal supply (used).<br /><br />Emma: are they the ones made out of old Sherman tanks?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-39609824170844197982011-06-25T21:01:03.234+02:002011-06-25T21:01:03.234+02:00you should probably invest in those bog roll dispe...you should probably invest in those bog roll dispensers that you can't steal the roll from. Except that they cost an arm and a leg!MommyHeadachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03924035710478459520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-68083762622448828032011-06-25T20:01:29.682+02:002011-06-25T20:01:29.682+02:00Not sure which made me laugh more - the picture of...Not sure which made me laugh more - the picture of the cop who is blantantly Jimmy Greaves, or the longer tie pun.<br /><br />Seriously though, I bet the thief has a small child's birthday party coming up and is using it for that mummy game.<br /><br />Either that or someone has stolen them to chuck at U2 at Glasto - preferably after they've used them.Very Bored in Catalunyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07695203425270299420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-42047898877850070552011-06-25T13:51:14.333+02:002011-06-25T13:51:14.333+02:00Nana Go-Go: yes, Mr Boycott American Dames tried l...Nana Go-Go: yes, Mr Boycott American Dames tried leaving a comment here too but I deleted him. There's enough shit in this post of mine as it is! ;-)Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-58831384062276196622011-06-25T13:06:28.051+02:002011-06-25T13:06:28.051+02:00I was going to suggest you should call in Columbo ...I was going to suggest you should call in Columbo but he`s departed to the Great Detectives` Hinterland....I haven`t worked out whodunnit yet...I missed the beginning.<br />Talking about tracing arseholes, I see He Who Hates American Ladies is still doing the rounds. I`ve just spotted his comment on one of my Lovely American Bloggy Friend`s blog. I was going to say `heads up` but that would`ve looked wrong in the same sentence as `arseholes`. Good weekend to ya my bloggy friend.Between Me and Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04863155145862706966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-67275307257189960202011-06-25T08:17:49.134+02:002011-06-25T08:17:49.134+02:00Wanderlust: not so fast, detective. These are the ...Wanderlust: not so fast, detective. These are the public toilets. They get 2 ply. Us workers have to make do with the torn up pages of the Health & Safety Policy in the staff loos.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-2005172520648610402011-06-25T06:53:42.401+02:002011-06-25T06:53:42.401+02:00I'm sorry McBlake, but I see a flaw here. No c...I'm sorry McBlake, but I see a flaw here. No company on this planet would supply 2-ply tissue for their workers. Unless it's in the union contract, I suppose.Wanderlusthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12099758957492165428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-61524849506048879342011-06-24T22:40:01.457+02:002011-06-24T22:40:01.457+02:00Nana Go-Go: why would you trace your arsehole when...Nana Go-Go: why would you trace your arsehole when you can make a rubbing?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-20066339842354852862011-06-24T22:34:57.444+02:002011-06-24T22:34:57.444+02:00Maybe he`s using it for tracing paper - that`s abo...Maybe he`s using it for tracing paper - that`s about all `Izal`s` good for, surely?Between Me and Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04863155145862706966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-78224423638399018892011-06-24T22:28:38.252+02:002011-06-24T22:28:38.252+02:00Löst Jimmy: I'm soft and strong and I go on an...Löst Jimmy: I'm soft and strong and I go on and on.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-50570290356815212092011-06-24T22:27:39.592+02:002011-06-24T22:27:39.592+02:00It's a shit job but someone's got to do it...It's a shit job but someone's got to do it.Löst Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09907139441842698894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-62895506409334296102011-06-24T21:29:58.496+02:002011-06-24T21:29:58.496+02:00English Rider: you may be right... but I'd lov...English Rider: you may be right... but I'd love to know how he got all that paper squished up into his hand luggage.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-17653246988022643542011-06-24T21:25:53.541+02:002011-06-24T21:25:53.541+02:00Somehow you've managed to make the idea of cho...Somehow you've managed to make the idea of chocolate doughnuts very unappealing. Is it possible that the twit who was T.P'ing houses around here came over to your place for supplies?English Riderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01712384532126551307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-2349094888244273682011-06-24T20:54:28.059+02:002011-06-24T20:54:28.059+02:00Phil: nice idea but it might result in the me, the...Phil: nice idea but it might result in the me, the cleaner and the bog roll delivery man becoming rather better acquainted that we had previously planned. And you nearly pooped in your thong? Wouldn't that give you a split end?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-33407885757566100952011-06-24T20:45:59.717+02:002011-06-24T20:45:59.717+02:00Try dipping your stocks of bog rolls in a clear su...Try dipping your stocks of bog rolls in a clear superglue for a week. Then set up a discreet mini cam aimed at the store cupboard.<br /><br />You probably wont catch the real bog roll burglar, but you’ll become an overnight global legend on YouTube.<br /><br />“leaving the other patrons wishing they’d worn a longer tie to work” I nearly pooped in my thong on that one. Epic!Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-11259745385958048652011-06-24T19:58:13.694+02:002011-06-24T19:58:13.694+02:00Keith: Edvard Munch. The Scream. It's not work...Keith: Edvard Munch. The Scream. It's not working, Keith. It's not working.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-91219998520016627812011-06-24T19:52:33.261+02:002011-06-24T19:52:33.261+02:00Poetry Steve, poetry. Art. Flowers.
( trying to g...Poetry Steve, poetry. Art. Flowers.<br /><br />( trying to get your head out of all this scatological distraction )Keithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03070505642533336362noreply@blogger.com