tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post4802101618585673717..comments2023-10-24T14:51:45.756+02:00Comments on Bloggertropolis: I Could Be The Great Leamington Spa Knicker NickerStevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-46632803403497748252011-02-09T09:01:36.500+01:002011-02-09T09:01:36.500+01:00Bigwords is: to be honest I'm not sure about t...Bigwords is: to be honest I'm not sure about the body search; Mr Monobrow had very large hands...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-89446228278022196572011-02-09T02:31:56.145+01:002011-02-09T02:31:56.145+01:00Be honest you were gagging for the full body searc...Be honest you were gagging for the full body search!! You must have been disappointed. And anyway if you've still got your wife's present you could always head on back and grab those dvds you wanted!! Great postAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18254275544017629129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-70818782044299082472011-02-08T22:48:25.477+01:002011-02-08T22:48:25.477+01:00Löst Jimmy: naturally - I can nick old knickers fr...Löst Jimmy: naturally - I can nick old knickers from nextdoor's washing line...<br /><br />Livi: cracking down on crime is one thing, a crack down on knickers is something else entirely and can get you arrested.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-76717161401128061032011-02-08T20:48:59.605+01:002011-02-08T20:48:59.605+01:00Lol! Happens to me sometimes and no one ever does ...Lol! Happens to me sometimes and no one ever does anything (not because I've stolen something, because I bought something elsewhere!). It's good that we're cracking down on crime....!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05078202146118940939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-80429722060811601072011-02-08T20:19:41.231+01:002011-02-08T20:19:41.231+01:00I'm somewhat glad to note you are referring to...I'm somewhat glad to note you are referring to <i>new</i> knickers....Löst Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09907139441842698894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-25839703016017462522011-02-08T16:14:48.233+01:002011-02-08T16:14:48.233+01:00CJ: sounds like the store in Leamington is much mo...CJ: sounds like the store in Leamington is much more lax in it's attitude - nobody checked my receipt or anything. Guess I look amazingly honest. Or I look like a psycho. One of the two.<br /><br />Phil: not sure I'd want the trots 2 weekends running... as for wrecking blogger... be very careful. You don't want to end up being extradicted to the US for cyber terrorism. They take such things very seriously these days. I hear the FBI have some amazing gadgets which will have you screaming all night long...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-45653663159648477962011-02-08T15:30:27.928+01:002011-02-08T15:30:27.928+01:00You mean…thou is ‘not’ hung like a mule after all ...You mean…thou is ‘not’ hung like a mule after all then? Phew!! Okay…you can come over whenever you like. An as it’s nearly Valentines Day, I’ll let her watch for two weekends on the trot. Get it over and done with. <br /><br />(“trot”… J’get it?)<br /><br />But then it’s ‘MY’ turn!<br /><br />Talking of Donkeys and Mule’s, I must slink back over to ‘Very Bored in Catalonia’ again. I was crawling around over there in the dark for the first time last night and I ended up completely wrecking her site when I tried to sign in. Ooops.<br /><br />Her site wouldna accept my ‘blogga’ icon either. Guess the Interblogpole Rozzer’s got there before me again. <br /><br />I’d better get back and tidy up some of the mess I made before she gets back from the school run. Otherwise I’m gonna be in Biiiiiiggg Twubble.Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-85601242253364681252011-02-08T15:05:45.649+01:002011-02-08T15:05:45.649+01:00I got stopped in Tesco once for setting off their ...I got stopped in Tesco once for setting off their alarm. They checked my bags, checked my receipt, look at me up and down, then realised I'd purchased a DVD with a tag still intact. I felt like a criminal. Everyone looked at me. <br /><br />You were lucky!!<br /><br />CJ xxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-59452788513837696492011-02-08T13:43:13.705+01:002011-02-08T13:43:13.705+01:00Phil: when the time comes for retribution I am qui...Phil: when the time comes for retribution I am quite prepared to be hung like a donkey...! ;-)Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-23275985048127296352011-02-08T13:28:17.939+01:002011-02-08T13:28:17.939+01:00F.A.O. Steve: the “One man pleasuring device…?” – ...F.A.O. Steve: the “One man pleasuring device…?” – My wife just said “Oooh – when’s he coming over?” And then I said “Oh come on my sweetness and light – last weekend we agreed it was my turn to sit back and watch next time.”<br /><br />An as for your comment to ‘Gorilla in Manila’, I just can’t get into the ‘knickers’ thing. Which is why I never wear any. Even under my winta keelt. Nothing quite like a cool breeze round yer bongo’s when yer sat waiting for the tube.<br /><br />And yeahhh…okay. Just cos you got mains electricity and you know we bin cut off. Again. An just cos you know that I know that you know that our poor old donkey generator’s finally pegged it…for good. <br /><br />Smirk all you like. Just don’t forget “What goes around, come around”. Ee-Aw!!Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-16182839680610689772011-02-08T11:24:12.832+01:002011-02-08T11:24:12.832+01:00Lunarossa: I hate to say it but I'm inclined t...Lunarossa: I hate to say it but I'm inclined to think your dad is correct in his opinion...!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-51238007692801891052011-02-08T10:53:34.581+01:002011-02-08T10:53:34.581+01:00My poor dad once set off the alarm in Next because...My poor dad once set off the alarm in Next because of his pacemaker. Within seconds we had the whole North Yorkshire police surrounding us (only joking! They usually spend their shifts reading the newspaper!). Luckily he had a pacemaker pass (in English) to show but the store security guy didn't seem to know what a pacemaker was and he had to call the store manager...By the time we were let go, my dad was sure than a great part of the English retail population was dumm ...Ciao. A.lunarossahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15231055955991137579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-72655153567878111822011-02-08T07:39:54.402+01:002011-02-08T07:39:54.402+01:00Gorilla Bananas: correct and I have an on-line sup...Gorilla Bananas: correct and I have an on-line supplier who satisfies my every whim.<br /><br />Alienne: they must have been well kinky...<br /><br />Phil: my dear boy, you plainly link the word gadget with the word gusset but in my house ne'er the twain shall meet - especially when I am a one man adult pleasuring device myself. As for ever satisfying such needs please see my comment to Gorilla Bananas above. <br /><br />P.S. If a gadget can't be mains driven it's not worth having. ;-)<br /><br />Mark: with or without the knife?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-83013736325023659982011-02-08T00:43:44.514+01:002011-02-08T00:43:44.514+01:00I once set of the alarms at Delhi airport - I had ...I once set of the alarms at Delhi airport - I had a seven inch dagger in my kit bag that was a safety knife for kayaking but I'd forgotten to declare it. A long, long .... time later they let me thoughThe bike shedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05195882998271591934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-67763506227984910522011-02-07T23:47:37.976+01:002011-02-07T23:47:37.976+01:00Thanks Steve. You’re such a Gent and a scholar, wi...Thanks Steve. You’re such a Gent and a scholar, with your thinly encoded pre Valentines Day promo ‘plugette’ here, for mere blokes like me. Thanks for the reminder. Fact is, my tatty old Argos catalogue is of 1984 vintage and only has four & a half legible pages left, and I had absolutely no idea at all that they’d branched out into the…you know…(this is me blogging in a low whisper now)…”adult-personal-pleasureising-toy-thingy whatsit-with batteries not included”…market. Nod nod wink wink chap. Fact is, I just can’t get into any Anne Summers store anymore without setting off all their alarms. I upset them some years ago by constantly returning unwanted gifts & purchases and one day it all got a bit overheated and there was an..‘incident’, which resulted in me being erm…‘invaded’, by one of their display products when I bent over to pick up my change. I’ve gotten used to it now but the trouble is, the bar code still works.<br /><br />The ordering and collection process in Argos is so private and discreet too. Perfect for this type of ‘purchase’. Do they gift wrap too? Great idea Steve. Hope your wife enjoys her gift. P.s. (Don’t forget the batteries) (I always do!)Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-65402269118167416902011-02-07T23:19:32.961+01:002011-02-07T23:19:32.961+01:00Kelloggsville's comment about the reliant robi...Kelloggsville's comment about the reliant robin just hit my funny bone and I am crying with laughter at the thought of it! <br /><br />There was an Arnold Layne type in Strood in the early 1970's; amongst many others he knicked my cousin's knickers from her washing line. She politely declined the police's invitation to identify and reclaim them when he was caught.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-59050605844221154552011-02-07T23:10:07.449+01:002011-02-07T23:10:07.449+01:00No man who's into knickers is interested in br...No man who's into knickers is interested in brand new ones - he wants them soiled and sweaty.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-87820601926816500762011-02-07T22:10:16.416+01:002011-02-07T22:10:16.416+01:00Kelloggsville: bad enough I should be condemned fo...Kelloggsville: bad enough I should be condemned for a knicker thief without being condemned for driving a robin reliant as well...! I'll stick to my push bike!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-72813673452690267762011-02-07T21:49:02.989+01:002011-02-07T21:49:02.989+01:00Bloke 2 doors down from me at my first house was a...Bloke 2 doors down from me at my first house was a convicted 'Knicker nicker' (from washing lines not Tescos). He Drove a robin reliant. We used to pick it up and turn it around in the parking space at night to annoy him. Irrevelant really as you don't drive but it should be a warning to you in case you start driving and happen to get a 3 wheeler and then get convicted of stealing pants and...oh I'll shut up now...just stick to nicking DVDs (clean ones)AGuidingLifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05823333742737762759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-79409038652027319802011-02-07T21:44:31.120+01:002011-02-07T21:44:31.120+01:00Amanda: forget religion, it's botox that keeps...Amanda: forget religion, it's botox that keeps me out of prison, I'm telling you.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-11751481746754542462011-02-07T21:29:52.569+01:002011-02-07T21:29:52.569+01:00You had best keep working that wide-eyed and innoc...You had best keep working that wide-eyed and innocent look while you still can then (once you get old, wrinklie and doddery it will just look creepy...)The Sagittarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05513045101496737031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-51299178715209894432011-02-07T20:01:00.700+01:002011-02-07T20:01:00.700+01:00Libby: only if they're Ann Summers'...
He...Libby: only if they're Ann Summers'...<br /><br />Heather: the whole point of having kids is to send them out nicking stuff for the family. Start them on penny chews and then by the time they hit 15 they should be able to handle the big stuff like Ferrari's and widescreen TV's. It's all in Dr Spock's manual, honest.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-84205599347136446962011-02-07T18:56:42.150+01:002011-02-07T18:56:42.150+01:00Now you've got me thinking about I've neve...Now you've got me thinking about I've never heard one of those alarms go off in our town. Ever. that can't be right, can it? I reckon they are probably fake barriers. Ummm...shall have to get one of the kids to test the theory out for me later in the week. I knew there was a reason for having the little buggers - i could become a regular FaginNot From Laplandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17165208811776097332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-3496814246694510632011-02-07T18:31:05.514+01:002011-02-07T18:31:05.514+01:00My ma and sister still live in Leamington...should...My ma and sister still live in Leamington...should I warn them about guarding their smalls?libbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05552884005601003691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-87165698273420768182011-02-07T17:53:15.500+01:002011-02-07T17:53:15.500+01:00Very Bored in Catalunya: cream of chicken soup? Th...Very Bored in Catalunya: cream of chicken soup? There's a cock joke in there somewhere but I can't find it.<br /><br />Misssy M: certainly - lacy or crotchless?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.com