tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post5558002810329995437..comments2023-10-24T14:51:45.756+02:00Comments on Bloggertropolis: Wanna Buy A Rolex?Stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-37844547979869984732011-01-25T08:58:19.059+01:002011-01-25T08:58:19.059+01:00Vegemitevix: perfect. Just like my day job! Are yo...Vegemitevix: perfect. Just like my day job! Are you going to pay me shit wages as well?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-70461191829151084072011-01-24T23:37:39.143+01:002011-01-24T23:37:39.143+01:00I quite like the idea of an in-house facilities ma...I quite like the idea of an in-house facilities manager. My place is falling to bits, and the bathroom's falling down, the kitchen's half built and the garden's a potty for the Labrador! You could help me fix that, right?vegemitevixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08499944412217904302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-13523959541073348752011-01-24T22:45:06.741+01:002011-01-24T22:45:06.741+01:00Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip: would you like ...Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip: would you like me to post them to you wrapped in plain brown paper?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-74678501755365752742011-01-24T22:34:49.530+01:002011-01-24T22:34:49.530+01:00I'm putting in an order for 2 pairs of skid-ma...I'm putting in an order for 2 pairs of skid-marked leopard skins and your pancreas. But let's keep this on the down low. I'm not sure my husband would appreciate this transaction.Organic Motherhood with Cool Whiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09305464822153790948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-59901261448489894982011-01-22T19:46:08.688+01:002011-01-22T19:46:08.688+01:00LCM: bottled sneezes? A cure for nasal congestion ...LCM: bottled sneezes? A cure for nasal congestion perhaps? It could work! I can get some cheap green glass bottles from where I work... or we could "green" them up ourselves...?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-12734360158239066342011-01-22T19:20:24.833+01:002011-01-22T19:20:24.833+01:00How about bottled sneezes? I have plenty of them a...How about bottled sneezes? I have plenty of them at the moment, no idea what they might be good for, but hey, people will buy anything given the right spin.<br /><br />Yes? Good. Aaaa-tissssshhhh-uuuuuu.<br /><br />Bless me.<br /><br />LCM xLondon City (mum)https://www.blogger.com/profile/13700717302832203631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-51177579768455352052011-01-21T08:53:37.204+01:002011-01-21T08:53:37.204+01:00Bigwords is: as in "gagging for it", yea...Bigwords is: as in "gagging for it", yeah?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-7281391705540112992011-01-21T04:52:24.971+01:002011-01-21T04:52:24.971+01:00Gagging at the thought of the y-fronts. Gagging I ...Gagging at the thought of the y-fronts. Gagging I tell you!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18254275544017629129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-58018429614791364382011-01-20T19:52:13.632+01:002011-01-20T19:52:13.632+01:00Trish: I'm pretty good with a hoover. I'd ...Trish: I'm pretty good with a hoover. I'd get right up into all your corners...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-79701275671609941372011-01-20T18:08:24.912+01:002011-01-20T18:08:24.912+01:00You've already offered your services as porter...You've already offered your services as porter for my holidays. I will pay well. What else can you do for me? - I have block paving and a Rolex already, darling.Trishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00119443727504215312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-55776929252049389912011-01-20T13:29:36.849+01:002011-01-20T13:29:36.849+01:00Misssy M: if your bank manager goes for it I want ...Misssy M: if your bank manager goes for it I want 50% of any resultant turn-over.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-20110396514071909742011-01-20T11:00:54.494+01:002011-01-20T11:00:54.494+01:00Steve- This is ace. Can I cut and paste it onto my...Steve- This is ace. Can I cut and paste it onto my business plan. I'm off to the bank this afternoon.<br /><br />I'll let you know how I get on.Misssy Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16499765849677367656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-5553553843230884422011-01-20T08:56:16.839+01:002011-01-20T08:56:16.839+01:00Libby: there are certain activities that it is ina...Libby: there are certain activities that it is inadvisable for a man to carry out whilst nude. Ironing is one of them. Frying eggs in hot oil is another.<br /><br />Vicky: plus I get free drugs (and possibly grow a pair of breasts)! Win-win!<br /><br />Femminismo: now that is the dream!<br /><br />Owen: no, I think you're right. The older I get the more full of shit I become. So my wife tells me anyway.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-66368559503736135812011-01-20T05:54:57.493+01:002011-01-20T05:54:57.493+01:00I'm sure you could get a job writing spam mess...I'm sure you could get a job writing spam messages... these paragraphs are far more creative than most of the spam I get...<br /><br />If not, whatever happened to your plans for a trip to Somalia and a new career there ???<br /><br />Question : Is increasing tendency toward the scatalogically oriented discourse a function of becoming scatter-brained with age ???<br />:-)<br />Ok, tell your mates to back off...<br />I was just kidding.... arrrrggghhhhhhhh..mmmmmphhhhphhhOwenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12622587942009516590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-414273194145089752011-01-20T05:54:25.016+01:002011-01-20T05:54:25.016+01:00Steve, sell your writing. Somewhere! Sell it. It&#...Steve, sell your writing. Somewhere! Sell it. It's good and funny!!femminismohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05259380168965137800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-12275101329994531522011-01-20T02:16:06.171+01:002011-01-20T02:16:06.171+01:00Drug testing could be a nice option, side effects ...Drug testing could be a nice option, side effects would add to conversation LOLVickyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13464039696645100208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-59829448514357777572011-01-20T00:21:30.403+01:002011-01-20T00:21:30.403+01:00Well, to make some dosh, me and Auntiegwen talked ...Well, to make some dosh, me and Auntiegwen talked about youtube nude ironing (her...she had the bosoms for it)and talking dirty on a sex line (me....I have the imagination apparently)...maybe you could youtube yourself talking dirty whilst nude ironing?libbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05552884005601003691noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-12193194892963456672011-01-19T22:25:23.077+01:002011-01-19T22:25:23.077+01:00Mark: P.S. That should have been "big money&q...Mark: P.S. That should have been "big money" not "bug money" - I think the latter is what you get paid for appearing in I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. Another way to boost my income perhaps?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-60629879368680993362011-01-19T22:04:16.947+01:002011-01-19T22:04:16.947+01:00Amanda: is she after my pants or my liver? Apparen...Amanda: is she after my pants or my liver? Apparently she has recipes for both...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-71514836801807252062011-01-19T22:02:31.751+01:002011-01-19T22:02:31.751+01:00Best not use your phone, I heard a rumour that Nig...Best not use your phone, I heard a rumour that Nigella is insanely interested in your (ahem) ideas.The Sagittarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05513045101496737031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-80245767705220734462011-01-19T21:40:02.357+01:002011-01-19T21:40:02.357+01:00Being Me: great. Someone else wanting to see me co...Being Me: great. Someone else wanting to see me covered in shit. As if the UK Government on my back isn't enough.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-61855775085563485172011-01-19T21:17:57.076+01:002011-01-19T21:17:57.076+01:00I think you've got a good shot at making idea ...I think you've got a good shot at making idea 5 work. And how's your intestinal tract? Sell it by the metre or throw it in as a bundle, you'd be laughing. Or.... you know.... not.<br /><br />Tipping cap at Gorilla Bananas' comment. Just brilliant.Being Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08600427311498297800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-75179677385415314822011-01-19T20:42:35.220+01:002011-01-19T20:42:35.220+01:00Nana Go-Go: damn. Now you tell me! I better be abl...Nana Go-Go: damn. Now you tell me! I better be able to retract my bid...!<br /><br />Barry: can you take a charity bag around your neighbours? I could do with some new clothes and any PlayStation 3's they don't want.Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-44393871450173605142011-01-19T20:30:09.372+01:002011-01-19T20:30:09.372+01:00I knew it! Can I adopt you as my charity for the y...I knew it! Can I adopt you as my charity for the year. It's tax deductable.Marginaliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01175372147298306908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35009574.post-38191814297021876662011-01-19T20:30:06.482+01:002011-01-19T20:30:06.482+01:00Just to clarify....I DO NOT sell my old footwear o...Just to clarify....I DO NOT sell my old footwear on Ebay!Between Me and Youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04863155145862706966noreply@blogger.com