What a day. I’ve had Jonathon Ross on the bleedin’ phone all morning, Fern Britton on email trying to line me up to do an interview on This Morning and I’ve had to fight my way through a huge scrum of flash happy hacks and journos salivating on my doorstep just to get to work this morning!
All because of some article about me in The Courier!
I mean really!
Is it really that big a thing?
I’m certainly not going to let it change me or let it go to my head…
Visitors to this blog please note the following:
Signed photographs are available upon request.
I’m available for weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs and barbecues – I do the lot, me.
I only do supermarket openings on Saturdays.
I don’t work with children or animals.
Or Pete Burns.
Jeeves, start the car. I wish to see the flowers at the bottom of the garden…
You can read my world shattering Courier shenanigans by following the links below: