Possibly I’m over-worked.
Possibly it’s a sign of early dementia.
But as I walked to work this morning I found myself musing on whether there is a medical condition whereby people name their own farts and whether this condition has an appropriately double-barrelled Latin sounding title.
“Hello, I’m Billy Nomates and I suffer from Flatulence Nomenclature Disorder.”
If there is such a condition and it doesn’t yet have a medical title can I patent F.N.D?
I think I need a damn good holiday...