Can I just point out that ordinarily I do not belong to a Heat Magazine reading household? It’s just that yesterday, on route to the dentist to sort out her troublesome tooth, Karen stopped off at a newsagents and picked up a copy to help take her mind off the awful ordeal ahead. Then once the magazine was brought into the house and left lying around I just happened – purely by chance – to glance into it.
As expected it was infested with endless drivel about Big Brother, D list celebrities, dieting fads and stories about unfeasibly amoral housewives with a penchant for PVC and bakelite.
Ok. I made up that last bit.
But one thing that did catch my eye and genuinely made me laugh was a Big Brother lookee-likee section.
There were the usual comparisons: Shabnam looking like Ken Dodd, Tracey looking like Sean Bean, etc.
But the best one of all was the revelation that Seany actually looks like Chunk from The Goonies...
I can’t wait to see his Jabba impression...