How remarkably astute.
I look forward to more daringly apt similes from Paris along the lines of: “being in prison is like being stuck behind bars” and “being in prison is like being confined to one room all day and not being allowed out to do any shopping. Or drive my car really fast.”
The one I’d most like to hear from her lips, however, runs along the lines of: “I daren’t take a shower because Vinegar Tits keeps trying to pinch my soap on a rope...”
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"Being in prison is like being in one of my own home movies, except nobody's filming it, and I don't get to choose my co-stars."
What Paris said reminds me of the bar scene in Groundhog Day when Bill Murray describes his day
Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph: That about sums it up for me.
And perhaps the Freak might try to give young Paris one of her infamous "body searches"? (work that one out)
LOL! :-D
If you've seen Paris Hilton in the appropriately titled "Simple Life", you'll know she's "an habitual criminal who'll accept imprisonment in the same, casual, manner" etc, etc!
This little miss-rich-girl isn't exactly that well-equipped to deal with life outside the American shopping mall, unfortunately... or fortunately, depending on whether or not one thinks she deserves punishment! I heard one young baseball capped-guy from the States remark, on TV, that "You can't send Paris to jail 'cos she's hot"!! Maybe he should do the bird instead for being so dumb!!!
Too right! Although personally she's one "bird" that I wouldn't "do" with the preverbial ten foot barge pole. *Groan* Sorry. I couldn't resist.
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