Saturday, January 13, 2007
However, I bet I’m feeling a lot better than dopey dwarf, Leo Sayer, who comically slit the throat of his own already poorly career yesterday (surely a case of euthanasia?) by evacuating himself, little poo stylee, from the Big Brother house in high dudgeon all because BB refused to supply him with a clean pair of underpants.
Leo it seems refused to wash his own underpants on camera because it was “degrading”.
Hmm. It’s only degrading, Leo, if your grundies are horrifically spattered with turd-stains, haemorrhoid cream or spunk.
Or all three, of course.
Hmm. Is there anything you wish to come clean about, Mr Sayer?
Not on camera anyway…